Katradhu Vaan Alavu - 1

THIS EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO MR SHYAM

Halo Buddies ! I am Senthil EG Iyappan. This Episode, I have decided to start due to the initiative of Mr Shyam. How am I going to proceed and end - Definitely, it is a Million Dollar Question. The topic has the impact on Kadal Ganesan Sir's the just concluded Episode. Indeed it is an excellent one and every one of us welcome those such episodes. While I will make all out efforts to make the Episode good, I am not very sure how this is going to come up. May God Bless.

It was in the 'Late Eighties', I was doing my Final B Sc (Maths) from Namakkal Arignar Anna Government Arts College (AAGAC - Madars University) and it was very difficult to get a job, I mean a decent one be it in a Public Sector or Private Sector. Having seen my brother, a Post Graduate, a jobless for a long time, I was scared. Hence, I was compelled and forced to get into a job at the earliest. That was the time, my friends gave the information about the Recruitment as an Airman to the Indian Air Force and got an application for me as well. We were a total of six friends, including me, applied for the selection test. I just had an idea about the IAF to some extent.

In Oct 87, I got a call letter for the written test. Some of my friends got the dates earlier and some later. Every one including me was very sure that I would not get selected, as every one other than me was either having NCC Certificate or Sports Certificate or atleast did show a great interest and passion for the Sports (Even today - I am not much interested in Sports barring Cricket). In a total of six, three got rejected in the written examination itself. Later in the Medical Test two, one each was rejected for over weight and the under weight. But contrary to every one's expectations, only I got selected ?!?


C U Soon ...............

From Here and There

Hi Buddies, Let me share some of the Abbreviations which I've come across.
The first one is the real one and the next one is just for the fun and so on.

ABBREVIATIONS (Real & Fun)

GOD - Generator Operator Destroyer
ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Shiva
BIBLE - Behold I Being Life Eternal
BE - Boring Element
NEWS - North East West South
BOSS - Brother Of Sexy Sister (s)
LOVE - Look Observe Verify Enjoy
CA - Clearing Arrears
KISS - Keep It Short & Sweet
FAX - Far Away Xerox
IOU - I Owe You
BURMA - Between Us, Remember Me Always
MESS - Member of Equal Social Status
IDLY - I Deeply Love You
TIPS - To Improve Prompt Service
TALK - Take A Long Kiss
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
AFRICA - A Friendship Remains In Correspondence Always

ABBREVIATIONS (only Fun)

ADIDAS - All Dames In Denmark Are Sexy
BLINGS - Bloody Loose Idiot Nonsense Goose Stupid
BIHAR - Brilliant Intelligent Honest All Reverse
CHINA - Come Home I Need Affection
DIARY - Darling I Always Remember You
DRS - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
FRANCE - Friendship Remains And Never Can End
HOLLAND - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
INDIA - Indians Never Delay In Anything
IAS - I Am Sorry
ITALY - I Trust And Love You
LIBYA - Love Is Beautiful ; You Also
MATHS - Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students
MADRAS - Men After Drinks Run After Sex
MBBS - Married But Beautiful Sight
NYLON - New York & London
NEPAL - Never Ever Part As Lovers
OK - One Kiss
PIA - Please Inform Allah
IA - Informed Allah
AI - Allah Informed
AAI - Allah Already Informed

ASSAM
Aimless Weather
Shameless Girls
Smell-less Flowers
All Over Green
Milk-less Cows


LOVE
Ladder of Success
Ocean of Perfume
Valley of Joy
End of Sorrows


LOVE
Loyalty
On
Virginity
Ends


LOVE
Lot of Sorrows
Ocean of Tears
Valley of Death
End of Life


LOVE
Loss
Of
Valuable
Energy


WIFE
Worries
Invited
For
Ever

Knows & Knows Nots

One who knows not …. Knows not that he knows not
He is a Fool - Shun his company
One who knows not …. Knows that he knows not
He is a humble - Teach him
One who knows …. Knows not that he knows
He is asleep - Wake him
One who knows …. Knows that he knows
He is your Master - Follow Him

SIX MOST IMPORTANT WORDS (MIWs) & ONE LEAST IMPORTANT WORD (LIW)

6 MIWs - I admit I made a mistake
5 MIWs - You did a good job
4 MIWs - What is your opinion ?
3 MIWs - If you, please
2 MIWs - Thank you
1 MIW - We

1 LIW - I

STORY ABOUT NASE

This is a story about four people named Nobody, Anybody, Somebody and Everybody. There was an important task to be completed and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about it because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it. But Nobody realised that Everybody would not do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.

HABIT

‘Habit’ never goes because if you remove ‘H’
‘A Bit’ remains, if you remove ‘A’
‘Bit’ remains, if you remove ‘B’
‘It’ still remains.

TWO ENVELOPES

A New Manager spends a week at his New Office with the Manager he is replacing. On the last day, the departing Manager tells him that he has left two Envelopes in the desk drawer and the Envelope No. 1 should be opened, if he ever encounters any sort of crisis in the job and the Envelope No. 2, if a further crisis occurs. Three months down the track, there is a major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the Manager feels very threatened by it all. He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and finds and opens the Envelope No. 1. The message inside says, “Blame Me !”. He does this and gets off the hook. Three months later at his next crisis, he opens the Envelope No. 2 and the message inside says, “Write Two Envelopes”.

INTIME

But for the nail, the horse lost his shoes
But for the shoes, the horse was lost
But for the horse, the General was lost
But for the General, the Battle was lost
Do you put the nail intime ?

VALUE OF TIME

To realise the value of One Year -
Ask a Student who has failed in his Examination
To realise the value of One Month -
Ask a Mother who has given birth to a premature baby
To realise the value of One Week -
Ask an Editor of a Weekly
To realise the value of One Day -
Ask a Daily-Wager
To realise the value of One Minute -
Ask a Passenger who missed the Train
To realise the value of One Second -
Ask a Person who has survived an accident
To realise the value of One Milli-Second -
Ask an Athlete who has just missed the Gold in Olympics

Time is Precious And Value It

THANKING GOD

A Guru used to thank God every day for the climatic condition, even if it rained or scorched. One day there were violent hurricanes, the Disciples were very much anxious to know how their Guru would be going to thank God on that day. That day also the Guru thanked God like this, “O! God, Thanks a lot for not giving like these violent hurricanes on all other days”.


MAY GOD BLESS

ஹைய்...கை....

Dear Friends,

தமிழ்ல ஒரு பழமொழி சொல்லுவாங்க, அதாவது

ஆசையிருக்கு தாசில் பண்ண, அதிர்ஷ்டம் இருக்கு

இது இப்ப எதுக்குன்னா கேக்குறீங்க...
நம்ம நாட்டாமைக்கு சின்ன வயசுல AIR FORCE ல

சேரனும்னு ஆசையாம்.ஆனா பாருங்க அவரோட

அதிர்ஷ்டத்த முகிலோட சேர்ந்து கிட்டு வாசிங்டன்ல

சும்மா கலர் கலரா பிகருங்கல ஜொல்லிகிட்டு....

(வாயில ஜொல்லோட இருக்கிறத நான் பாத்தேனே..)

இதுக்கு பேர் தாங்க அதிர்ஷ்டம்ங்கிறது.

ஹும்ம்ம்.... நானும் இருக்கேனே...இங்க இந்த

வீனாப் போற ஆளுங்களோட மல்லாடிகிட்டு...

தினமும் ஒரே தொல்லை.. . தாங்கலை...

நான் வேல செய்யறதோ ஓபிச்சில.. ஒக்காச்சிண்டு

சமத்தா.. நான் பாட்டுக்கு என் வேலய பாத்துண்டு
ஆனா என்ன வம்படிக்கறத்க்குன்னே சில.....

வெட்டி சொன்ன " ஹரே யார்னு" கேசுங்க

வரும் போது பாக்கனுமே....ஸ்ஸ்ஸ்
அப்பவே கண்ண கட்டிடும். இதுக்கு தானா

ஷ்யாம் ஆசை? ரொம்ப பாவம் நீங்க...
ஹாய்யா ஜாலியா பிகருங்களோட கடல

போட்டுகிட்டு சைட்டு அடிச்சிகிட்டு...

என்சாய் பனறத விட்டுபுட்டு......ம்ம்ம்.....

சரி சரி மேட்டருக்கு வரேன். நம்ம நாட்டாம

சொல்லிபுட்டாரு கணேஷ் மாதிரி நானும்

வானத்த பார்த்தேன், பூமிய பார்த்தேன்

மனுசன இன்னும் பாக்கலியே னு எழுதனுமாம்...

ஒன்னுமே புரியலயே... எங்க ஆரம்பிக்கறது?...

எப்படி ஆரம்பிக்கறது?

மக்களே விரைவில் ஒரு புது "மெகா தொடர்"

(சுடர் இல்லப்பா)

ஆரம்பிக்கப் போகிறது... தவற விடாதீர்கள்...

அதுக்கு நான் பொறுப்பில்ல...சொல்லிபுட்டேன்)

அதுக்கு முன்னாடி இந்த படத்தை பார்த்து ரசியுங்கள்...

இது எல்லாமே கையில தான் வரைஞ்சி இருக்கு....

(as usual i received this by mail)

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER....

HAI FRIENDS, I REALLY LOVE TO WISH THOSE WHO ARE IN LOVE

AND REALLY LOVE OTHERS, COZ I LOVE EVERYONE...

SO HERE I WISH THEM AND GREET THEM BY THESE WORDS...

HAPPAY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL.

அழகான பென்சில் தான்...

ஹாய், ஒரு நாள் எனக்கு ஆனி புடுங்கற வேலையே

குடுக்கலை...(நான் INDIAN AIR FORCE) ல தான்

வேலை பன்றேன்.அப்போ ஒரு நண்பர் எனக்கு

ஒரு மெயில் அனுப்பி இருக்கிறதா சொன்னாரு.

என்னனு பாத்தா......அட இவ்வளவு

அழகா பொன்சில்ல கூட செய்ய முடியுமான்னு?

எனக்கு ஒரே ஆச்சர்யமா போச்சு. நிஜமாவே ரொம்ப

அழகா இருக்கு. ஆனா எனக்கு ஒரு சந்தேகம்..

இதுயெல்லாம் யாருக்காக செய்யறாங்க?

ஏன் மெயில்ல அனுப்பறாங்க? தெரிஞ்சா சொல்லுங்க ப்ளீஸ்..