From Here and There

Hi Buddies, Let me share some of the Abbreviations which I've come across.
The first one is the real one and the next one is just for the fun and so on.

ABBREVIATIONS (Real & Fun)

GOD - Generator Operator Destroyer
ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Shiva
BIBLE - Behold I Being Life Eternal
BE - Boring Element
NEWS - North East West South
BOSS - Brother Of Sexy Sister (s)
LOVE - Look Observe Verify Enjoy
CA - Clearing Arrears
KISS - Keep It Short & Sweet
FAX - Far Away Xerox
IOU - I Owe You
BURMA - Between Us, Remember Me Always
MESS - Member of Equal Social Status
IDLY - I Deeply Love You
TIPS - To Improve Prompt Service
TALK - Take A Long Kiss
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
AFRICA - A Friendship Remains In Correspondence Always

ABBREVIATIONS (only Fun)

ADIDAS - All Dames In Denmark Are Sexy
BLINGS - Bloody Loose Idiot Nonsense Goose Stupid
BIHAR - Brilliant Intelligent Honest All Reverse
CHINA - Come Home I Need Affection
DIARY - Darling I Always Remember You
DRS - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
FRANCE - Friendship Remains And Never Can End
HOLLAND - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
INDIA - Indians Never Delay In Anything
IAS - I Am Sorry
ITALY - I Trust And Love You
LIBYA - Love Is Beautiful ; You Also
MATHS - Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students
MADRAS - Men After Drinks Run After Sex
MBBS - Married But Beautiful Sight
NYLON - New York & London
NEPAL - Never Ever Part As Lovers
OK - One Kiss
PIA - Please Inform Allah
IA - Informed Allah
AI - Allah Informed
AAI - Allah Already Informed

ASSAM
Aimless Weather
Shameless Girls
Smell-less Flowers
All Over Green
Milk-less Cows


LOVE
Ladder of Success
Ocean of Perfume
Valley of Joy
End of Sorrows


LOVE
Loyalty
On
Virginity
Ends


LOVE
Lot of Sorrows
Ocean of Tears
Valley of Death
End of Life


LOVE
Loss
Of
Valuable
Energy


WIFE
Worries
Invited
For
Ever

Knows & Knows Nots

One who knows not …. Knows not that he knows not
He is a Fool - Shun his company
One who knows not …. Knows that he knows not
He is a humble - Teach him
One who knows …. Knows not that he knows
He is asleep - Wake him
One who knows …. Knows that he knows
He is your Master - Follow Him

SIX MOST IMPORTANT WORDS (MIWs) & ONE LEAST IMPORTANT WORD (LIW)

6 MIWs - I admit I made a mistake
5 MIWs - You did a good job
4 MIWs - What is your opinion ?
3 MIWs - If you, please
2 MIWs - Thank you
1 MIW - We

1 LIW - I

STORY ABOUT NASE

This is a story about four people named Nobody, Anybody, Somebody and Everybody. There was an important task to be completed and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about it because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it. But Nobody realised that Everybody would not do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.

HABIT

‘Habit’ never goes because if you remove ‘H’
‘A Bit’ remains, if you remove ‘A’
‘Bit’ remains, if you remove ‘B’
‘It’ still remains.

TWO ENVELOPES

A New Manager spends a week at his New Office with the Manager he is replacing. On the last day, the departing Manager tells him that he has left two Envelopes in the desk drawer and the Envelope No. 1 should be opened, if he ever encounters any sort of crisis in the job and the Envelope No. 2, if a further crisis occurs. Three months down the track, there is a major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the Manager feels very threatened by it all. He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and finds and opens the Envelope No. 1. The message inside says, “Blame Me !”. He does this and gets off the hook. Three months later at his next crisis, he opens the Envelope No. 2 and the message inside says, “Write Two Envelopes”.

INTIME

But for the nail, the horse lost his shoes
But for the shoes, the horse was lost
But for the horse, the General was lost
But for the General, the Battle was lost
Do you put the nail intime ?

VALUE OF TIME

To realise the value of One Year -
Ask a Student who has failed in his Examination
To realise the value of One Month -
Ask a Mother who has given birth to a premature baby
To realise the value of One Week -
Ask an Editor of a Weekly
To realise the value of One Day -
Ask a Daily-Wager
To realise the value of One Minute -
Ask a Passenger who missed the Train
To realise the value of One Second -
Ask a Person who has survived an accident
To realise the value of One Milli-Second -
Ask an Athlete who has just missed the Gold in Olympics

Time is Precious And Value It

THANKING GOD

A Guru used to thank God every day for the climatic condition, even if it rained or scorched. One day there were violent hurricanes, the Disciples were very much anxious to know how their Guru would be going to thank God on that day. That day also the Guru thanked God like this, “O! God, Thanks a lot for not giving like these violent hurricanes on all other days”.


MAY GOD BLESS