IF GOD HAD VOICE MAIL

Haai Friends,

Im little busy with my office and also with my assignments ,
I could not post frequently. Please bear with me. I'll try to come
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post just for u to enjoy.


IF GOD HAD VOICE MAIL

We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part
of modern life.
But have you wondered, what if God decided to
install voicemail?" Imagine praying and hearing this:
Hi! Thank you for calling GOD. Please select one of the
following options:

Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.

Else wait for our Customer Support Executive.

What if God used the familiar excuse... "I'm sorry, all of our angels
are busy helping other sinners right now.

However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered
in the order it as received, so please stay on the line.

" Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses
as you call God in Prayer:

If you would like to speak to Ganeshji,

Press 1.For Lord Hanuman,
Press 2.For Lord Krishna,
Sorry He is on Annual Leave!

For a directory of other God's & Angels,

Press 3.If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while you
are holding, please

press 4.To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven,

Press 5, enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key.

If you get a negative response, try area code 420 for (Hell).
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.
Please hang up and try again tomorrow. This office is closed for
the weekend to observe a religious holiday.

Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM.
If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed,
contact your local Priest at your neighbourhood Temple.


THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND LISTENS
WHENEVER WE PRAY!!!!!

C U SOON FRIENDS.............